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Wednesday, April 9, 2014

A text from aunt Toni

Started the day around 3am, working in office paying bills till I was interrupted by a critter, A MOUSE, closed door to office quickly, cramming books under door jam to prevent his escape, chased that blasted thing round and round the desk, for about an hour I paced back N forth trying to catch that fuzzy rat, finally I used my head, picked up a 8 lb book, dropped it between the opening behind the printer anc the wall, crashing to the floor taking mr mouse out, now who's gonna retrieve the nasty thang? Bout daylight I decided to walk outside for fresh air and I brought my turkey caller, my mud hole boots on, walked thru pond over to the damn where I started calling my turkey, on the walk over I had already heard him talking to me, he would answer me on occasion, but all of a sudden, there were 3, me the gobbler and mr. Coyote, couldn't convince the gobbler to come my way because the
coyote was too terribly disturbed by my presence, after sitting on a cold wet scrap of plastic for about an hour getting about 730 by then, I decided it was time to head home, just as I rose to my feet, I heard the most mountainous splash in the water, thought to myself, man that was an enormous fish that made that splash, wasn't a fish folks, An OTTER, yes that's what I said, with camera in hand I ducked behind the nearest pine tree trying to capture the rodent, cause I knew I wouldn't be believed! Didn't get a photo but I'm sure there will be plenty of opportunities to get that varmint another day, I'll have to break out the Judge Pistol, you see my fractured right arm can't handle a shotgun blast! I'll get em next time!! Visited with lawyer at 4 for Property Will and Living Will, visited my favorite clothes store in El Dorado, took Brittany a cross that I had made earlier for the
flower shop , Dustin, Dad and mom came to work on chicken pen, My sweet Mama brought me homemade Tomato Soup and Cornbread!! Yep, will eat like I'm in Hog Heaven for a day or two not spilling a drop! Thanking the Good Lord above for another beautiful day! 12:27 am

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